i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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