I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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