Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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