Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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