theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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