We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
