Duck Duck Cougar?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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