loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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