if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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