Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I lost the right to judge tonight
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
