So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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