he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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