So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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