So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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