I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The air taste purple.
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