try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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