Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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