Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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