Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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