turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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