did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Holy sore nipples Batman
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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