I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize