that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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