You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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