think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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