I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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