He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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