If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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