I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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