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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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