So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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