When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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