Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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