champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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