xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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