Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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