hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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