I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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