so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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