if we break up, who will get the dealer?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Holy shit dude........stairs
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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