I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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