i don't like sucking hair
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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