Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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