why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
In America we eat man semen.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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