Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
