Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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