i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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