fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
