The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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