i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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