Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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