Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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