I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I forget how to act sober
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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