you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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