why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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