Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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