I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Randomize
