yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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