party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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