so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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